Rubber makes ME smile.

@RaindropBebop: Let it be a lesson to you, never assume. Pics are on my twitter: link in profile.

@RaindropBebop: I enjoy a good movie. Electric playground is my preferred. BTW… I AM a grandma, and if I do say so myself; I think I qualify as hot.

@FiskFisk33: It was the funniest think I could think of at the time.

@Curves: Ditto

It must be just you… I typed in "Grandma" and all I got was sweet old ladies baking cookies and knitting sweaters.

@hostile-17: Not everyone can exercise. My sister-in-law has been confined to a wheelchair since childhood and struggles from time to time with weight. Exercise is not always an option.

I personally can’t stand those people who pass out hearts, flowers, and crap; then beg you to send them one too.

@brittanyrae: I didn’t but I know many people did. This worries me as well. I think we can all expect quite a bit of spam now that our e-mails are public. I’m glad I use that e-mail only for my Gawker and Zune account. It will be easy for me to ignore and delete all spam; others will not be so lucky.

Great! This means that instead of just getting groped at the airport, now we are going to have to show our fat bellies.

It’s about time. It has nearly been forever since Oblivion came out.

All we have to do is wait for the aliens to feel sorry for us and show us how agriculture works in space. Then we give them blankets as gifts and steal their homes.

@VVhistler: Now THAT'S funny!

@Xeno: I luv U

@ProfessionalGun: When you only have one hand to type with, clicking the Caps Lock allows you to capitalize a letter or series of letters, without stretching in uncomfortable ways, to reach both the shift and the letter you want to capitalize. If you don’t normally type with only one hand, using Caps Lock is a life…

I think that removing caps lock is a bad idea. I use mine all the time while multitasking. Caps lock makes typing with one hand more comfortable. I can’t even imagine how I would be able to type while holding a child without the use of caps lock.

This looks a bit like what a vindictive girlfriend might do to her cheating man’s computer.

When exactly was the last time you did laundry Jesus? No sadly, washing machines do not come with such safety features. I once had one that wound not do anything more than fill with water when the door is open. Most however, will not only fill with water, but will go through agitation cycles as well. Children…

This would make a GREAT add for Kinect.

@Mari K. Thornton: I love that video so much! Thank you for posting. I… can’t… stop… laughing…