@Dash: *whistles* I even clicked on the photo to enlarge it so I could try to read the print.

As if there would be any doubt.

Nothing beats controlling the lives of little people.

@Malice Blackhart: I even Tweeted about it; hoping one of the editors on my friends list from Gizmodo might pass the word… alas, no luck.

Can we get a black bar over that lump? It’s kind of creeping me out, and everyone knows I’m no prude.

Uhmmmmm…

@jessedybka: Furthermore he could have put the "Shocking" joke to better use by saying something like "It’s shocking that the woman would be so hertz by his leaving that she would cross that wire." You see? It doesn’t have to be sexist to be funny.

@jessedybka: I'm not missing them. I'm just not finding them funny. If he means "Power Toys" he should say "Power Toys" and everyone knows that toys are for sharing.

@diverguy: On the contrary, I have had to be both Mom and Dad, for many years, as a single mom. I’m too frugal to hire a repair man every time something goes wrong. I am into redecorating, home repair, and have a technicians’ certificate. He is not doing anything wrong, I’m just doing everything right.

@whatne1wuddo: That comment smacks of sexism. I own 80% more power tools than my boyfriend and I resent your tone.

He should have fixed that darn squeaky door before he left. I can’t imagine what he was thinking!!!

@Gators15: So what you're saying is that there is nothing wrong with the photo...

Ok, I admit it, I didn’t read the article because I don’t care about Samsungs new phone, but was there a reason the photo is in mirror image?

@djslipside: *Wink*

I don’t look good in 3D glasses…

Ha Ha Ha

@spannu: Yes, that must be it. #stupidproductgiftguide

I must have the Star Wars toaster…

@Shamoononon: I wax my xxx.: If I weren’t already home I’d say the same. I should start dinner. #baconsunrise