@iansilv: About those cracks…

Sexy #doorbells

@Rosa Golijan: I MUST have that decal… Track down the intern and have him find me a link. #bisphenolacausesimpotence

Forgive him folks. Clearly he doesn’t know me too well.

@met2art: LOL #bisphenolacausesimpotence

@ian.nai: God made us perfect. #thiscyborglife

@Kaiser-Machead: I think they are cute. They remind me of Shrek. Wouldn’t have to ever buy candles again. #thiscyborglife

@Kinkaid: Well if you are going to answer your own question, why did you bother to ask? #thiscyborglife

Um…

@€hЯ!§: What's for lunch? #billgateshousetour

I wonder if his mother gets a discount to come visit her grandchildren. #billgateshousetour

With all the excitement the Snuggie Sutra generated I’m not surprised by this. My Christmas shopping was complete with a printing of the instructions found here [thesnuggiesutra.com]

@Anonymoose: Is that what you’ve named the little guy?

I love gadget porn! It makes me want to get my soldering iron and do naughty things. #sonygadgetteardowns

Oh man, this makes me need to pee...

@Kaiser-Machead: Well... I was saving those tomatoes for the drunks that walk on the train tracks to avoid detection, but... OK #hondabicyclesimulator

You know, I get so sick of seeing grown adults riding bikes on the sidewalks. Kids don't need this; adults do. I say we make anyone over the age of 15 who is caught braking traffic laws while on a bike, take mandatory lessons on this. #hondabicyclesimulator

Mmmmm, those pants are hot. #gadgetetiquette

A job at Gizmodo is defiantly not worth living in New York. Ya' all should move operations to Seattle. #meta

I’m thinking I should get this for my grandmother. She is really tech illiterate. #digitsclock