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“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

I think I might be dead now.

P.S. I am rewatching Buffy and, once again, it’s very good.

Wow, that was him? He is really good ant being creepy as fuck, apparently. I always remember him as the most frightening X-Files mutant ever.

The guy is okay, but the woman is awful from the second she sits down. Nothing is good enough for her, she’s not ready to order when she says she’s ready, she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

FTW: my husband and I went to our former boss’ mother’s funeral. After his sister read a ‘poem’ about their mother—which was just a ten minute long list of things she liked (She liked the color blue. She liked smoking cigarettes...)- our former boss stepped to the front of the room and hit play on a small, old school

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing

who the fuck doesn’t like peppers

This explains so much. Where I live, fundamentalism is not common at all. But I’ve noticed a similar kind of thing with some very religious acquaintances. Happy smiling all the time, soft-spoken and ultra feminine always, everything is love and blessed. Facebook posts of a painting featuring Santa Claus and Jesus in

but really what is jay’s deal

Food, and shelter are pretty high up on the list of things “in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people”

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above

I’ll be in my bunk.

Gillian Anderson *sigh* My fantasy about her doesn’t involve a porny cat fight. She’s a steamy shower and “may I help you wash?” kind of gal...

Nope. She was on S2. I remember because of the making out with gillian anderson moment.

The relationship between Alicia and Kalinda was one of the best parts of the first season.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the

Delia Vandermeer: Sucks that he had to do that on HIS birthday.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.