Those people drive. Probably an SUV. Probably while texting on the phone.

The brain, which we often think of as the source of higher thought and reason, is divided into various regions. One of these regions is the brainstem, which plays a vital role in the regulation of the body’s various functions such as breathing, metabolism, and locomotion.

Netanyahu knows all about despicable hate crimes. He commits them every day.

Fair point. The only places you hear about violence like this in America is in schools, churches, movie theatres, fast food restaurants, street corners, office buildings, quilting circles, swap meets and outside/inside police stations.

I’m fairly certain Luke was drunk at the wheel. I don’t know how I’d rank the full list, but my top three is easily:

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

If I didn’t know that Jim’s mother was alive, I would have assumed she was brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia.

I went to see the movie with 60 preachers and a rabbi. That’s not the beginning of a joke. That’s who I went to see the movie with.

Julianne:

Reminds me of James Watson, who told the Sunday Times in 2007 that while people may like to think that all races are born with equal intelligence, those “who have to deal with black employees find this not true”. He ended up being ostracized by the Science community but many people still support him.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

It’s handcrafted by artisans in a rural hose community.

What the hell is a “heritage” garden hose?!

Literally my exact thought while looking at it. Like sometimes it physically hurts me to know that men that beautiful exist and they are not on top of me at all times. Is there anyone you think is so hot that you’re just like “Yeah I would do absolutely anything with you just name it don’t care how nasty”? Mine is Tom…

He and Jennifer Lawrence are tied for “Closest that a human can get to being a puppy while still retaining extremely attractive human form.”

“You better make sure you’ve got America’s collective boner in mind before you dare try to find happiness for yourself.”