are you my old football coach with one testicle?!

how can you call the video "kind of insane" after having watched it?

can i smell your finger?

The markets opened with Oregon as a 7 point favorite, which implies a 70 percent win probability.

by the looks of her earlobes, it appears her earrings are to blame.

i think once he realizes that his fellow inductee is Shit-barf Guy, he'll catch on.

story continued on the back back back back back back back page.

beautiful chairs.

why do they put so much mayonnaise on the sandwich?!

delete it!

there's only a few of these episodes of Colbert Report left?

the lack of Busch Light is why I don't travel out of the midwest.

derek fisher?

i realize that the manager needs his office close to the locker room and the field, but good god, can't it be a little bigger? My high school gym teacher had a nicer and bigger office than this.

i say we sing it all somberly like at the end of The Deer Hunter.

the larger guy clearly can't wear the shirt and probably isn't going to frame it or display it. But I'm going to say he went home with the shirt because he is stronger and probably has the more legitimate claim to the shirt because of his more complete control during the catch. The most compelling part of the video…

are they in trouble?

Isn't it easier to break tackles in rugby because the tacklers are often more apprehensive about full contact than padded American football players?

between this and the news of jockey Juan Saez, this is a depressing night.