A couple that I’m friends with have purchased a new house and are having a house warming party. They had a house warming party at their first home and I gave a present. Am I obligated to give again if I go?

ever seen the Malice at the Palace? good luck.

the VP lives at the Naval Observatory, but during sleep-overs this would be a major concern.

Eating at your workstation is grounds for taking the award away.

Does she mow lawn?

Dharma Bums fucking sucks!!!!!

good one.

carry!

lived in DC, rode the Metro everyday; quite nice. have some rules and people will follow them.

100:1 odds on a $20 bet would return $2020. Why is she only out $900? Sounds fishy.

both have dancing bears at the end!

“Juno” is a shitty movie.

he works at a Blockbuster in Des Moines!

When Magic Johnson announced his retirement and that he was HIV-positive. I was 8 years old and thought he was going to die. I went up to my room and cried myself to sleep. I was pretty close to crying after the Packers lost in the NFC championship last year.

Watermelon Daiquiri

F. Scott Fitzgerald was an author! The other two are musicians! Anymore brain busters?

Antigone’s baby isn’t Ray’s! She takes a pregnancy test in the upstairs of the low-lit bar, way too soon to be Ray’s baby.

Do you get pop up ads or do you have some secret code that disables them?

I can’t believe it wasn’t at least mentioned in the story. Black squirrels are good luck or something!

that was the longest “no” I’ve read in a long time.