Can you name any of these “horse people” you’re referring to?

“Toddlers, pre-teens, what’s the difference?”

In Iowa, the on-scene breathalyzer is not admissible in court, so you might as well take it. Do not do the field sobriety test though, that is admissible in court.

Carrot Top sells out in Vegas, I’m sure a professional hockey team would do fine.

Tyra, that burger looks gross. It doesn’t even look like a burger. #wouldnoteat #okwouldprobablyeat

My recipe:

Zack Hample is researching renting children.

I think you may be downplaying Vick’s transgressions by labeling them merely as “abuse.”

That’s not even the dumbest tweet he’s had today!

Perhaps she views herself and other climate change denialists as modern day Galileos. Anti-science is the new science!

You should join my new fantasy football league that only focuses on locker-room management.

I know, people always forget about the small tracks whose names are hard to remember, e.g., Santa Anita, Belmont, Saratoga, Keeneland. Such a shame.

ponytail?

He’s a Go to Hell Engineer. I don’t know, maybe he has a point.

You’ve never done either, have you?

whaaaat?

who has the time to do this type of thing?

How about that jackass that goes for the high five ? What a jerk, right?

Lance was tattooed by a Chinese character. Lance has Chinese character tattoos.

you’re going to be so disappointed.