Prince's halftime show during the Colts-Bears Super Bowl was the greatest halftime show. He played Purple Rain in the FUCKING RAIN! And the silhouette of him playing his guitar looked like he had a giant penis (which he probably has, because he is Prince).

any Breeders' Cup coverage planned this month?

lol! nice phone dweeb!

ohhhhhhh! now I get it! Thanks for dumbing down a dumb joke for me.

true story - I wouldn't let my dad listen to Sean Hannity in the car when we rode together because he'd get so worked up. He died of a brain aneurysm shortly after but I'm not sure if he was listening to the radio or not.

i was told to bring pico de gallo to a cook out, so I chop everything up and it looks great, tastes great. I get to the cook out and am chided for not bringing chips.

by my count, Rex matched his steals total for the 1991-1992 season. He's still got it!

Mickey's will always be my sad cocktail grenade. Nice try, Buzzballz.

Old Style isn't served at Wrigley. Sorry.

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You're telling me GM is having a problem recalling something?

And only one afternoon on the USS Intrepid to lose all face.

"CONQUER WE MUST"

"Hey, Asshole!"

is this one of those jokes where Benghazi is spelled out?

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It begs the question with every word.

Tom Ainslie's Complete Guide to Throroughbred Racing is an excellently written book and highly informative.

The "Sport of Kings" is only considered a sport by 65% of the masses?! Lowly plebes!

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