...they’re not white pride skittles? It’s literally just skittles without any coloured dye added to them, since their tag line is “taste the rainbow” - so now they’re no rainbow. The tag line for these is “sharing the rainbow”, not “EAT WHITE PRIDE LIBERAL SCUM”. I don’t get the problem.

Whenever I’m stressed I have dreams about my teeth falling out and now I’m going to be even more stressed that my teeth are actually going to fall out.

You know, that makes SO MUCH SENSE. Kiddo has taken my contact solution before and, while I don’t really pay attention, I bet it’s when she’s done that that the slime doesn’t come out right. It didn’t occur to me that multi-purpose wouldn’t work right because that’s all I’ve bought for years!

My 4-year old has recently become obsessed with watching these videos on YouTube. (Which is a wonderful break from those asinine toy-egg-opening ones she was previously into.)

Having grown up with a bipolar parent who was never really properly medicated, I can tell you that it ain’t a recipe for a happy childhood—and when you combine it with unimaginable wealth, I don’t see how either of Kim and Kanye’s kids end up as remotely well-adjusted adults.

I’m already preparing myself for a lackluster slap on the hand sentencing. #debbiedownershowedup

The tragedy isn’t this man’s fall from grace, it’s that he was able to make us believe that he was, in fact, Heathcliff Huxtable, when it was just another character he played. He’s been doing it his whole life, and now we get to see who he really his. He’s not a mentor, he’s not a family man, he’s just another Goddamn…

Slightly off-topic: There is nothing about the Queen’s outfit here I do not love. Even the brooch is on point.

Judi Dench once said Cate has “the complexion of a white peach.” That has always stuck with me, enviously.

I mentioned this in another post, but Comey’s initial reaction to write everything down is very similar to advice my mom gave me on dealing with sexual harassment- write everything down, date it, leave nothing undocumented.

The way Comey was questioned during his testimony (by both D and R) also reminded me of a cross examination of a sexual assault victim. “You’re big and strong, why didn’t you fight back”/”Why didn’t you report it at the time?”/”You continued to take his calls?”/”Why didn’t you just resign?”

This is why I refuse to date any man who says his ex wife is crazy.

Honestly, the exact parallels between the Comey thing and his lifelong pattern of sexual harassment makes it pretty clear that Trump is a serial predator. He corners Comey alone. Comey has “a bad feeling about his character.” He whispers in his ear about how much he’s looking forward to working with him. And when…

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And religious folks still cheer serial adulterer and private parts grabber. Such morals.

Do jury boxes come with sickness bags, like you get on a plane?

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

He’s 5' 7". It’s possibly the only place he’s considered big.