It is a truth universally acknowledged that a writer in possession of a blank headline must be in want of a dead celebrity.
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Why do I always feel the need to shower after seeing photos of him? He doesn’t look unwashed but I still feel the need for a flee dip after just looking. Also my scalp starts to itch. It’s a visceral reaction I know but what is it with this guy? He just skeeves my out.
How dare you question the scientific validity of phrenology!
Don’t forget this perfect example of Intelligent Design:
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Would no posts at all be better? Asking seriously.
Was it a good place to take a doll?
It had better be President Drunk Uncle.
this is weird
Yeah but where the hell is Bobby Moynihan?
As drug abuse and celebrity go hand in hand, megastardom, it would seem, is bad for one’s health.
I don’t know any women who are not in some way shape or form concentrated on what and how they eat and how they burn off what they do. Even my 83-year-old mother, “I know I eat too many sweets, but I like them!”
Well, I think these things can be a spectrum. I feel like most Americans have a dysfunctional relationship with food, but not all of them necessarily have a full-blown disorder.
Don’t pretend that when Bye Bye Bye comes on, you don’t do the hand thing. It’s implanted in our generation’s DNA
specifically about which way his chad hangs?
On his way out, he also looked at one little girl, an African American with braided hair, and said: Oh that hair is beautiful. I love that hair, right? See, I’m totally not racist. I’m the least racist person you’d ever meet! Sit down! How dare you imply I’m racist, you lying child, he added.
I had a friend who called to speak with the sales manager Al when she was buying a car. There were two Als and when they asked for a last name she said the first thing that came to mind which was “Al Sharpton” it’s been like 5 years and we still give her a hard time about it.