No! NOOOOOOOO! Her “meteorologist in a blender bit” last week made me cry. I will miss her and Bobby!

I think it’s their insistence on wearing black liquid liner on the bottom lash line! When you’re fair and don’t have very large eyes, it looks terrible and is so aging.

What’s giving me diarrhea is that I no longer think political experience could beat cray-cray in the next election. Because we have entered the President Camacho period of American history.

I have never seen this before. IT IS INSANE.

“Big”=people keep telling me this is important and I can’t fuck it up

Plus I know weed is legal in California, but it’s still against federal law, right? So should these idiots be yelling “GONNA WEED IT UP” when our new fascist administration can decide to go after them?

The blue dress on Fan Bing Bing is giving me a serious “Queen attending an intergalactic summit and delivering an important address in a sci-fi movie” vibe, and it’s gorgeous and great.

Yeah, my first thought was, “I hope it’s hot there.” Is it velvet? Daytime velvet?? In May!

Same! I was glancing through these and it caught my eye instantly. It’s such fun, and it works beautifully with her skin tone.

Season 4 was so bad. SO BAD. Season 4 of AD is the reason I refuse to watch any reboots of anything I used to love. Gilmore Girls? No thank you. MST3K? Who the fuck is that guy and NOT INTERESTED. Will and Grace? Don’t call me.

I love this gif whenever I see it. He really goes on a journey.

It’s all in the execution. Screen brightness turned all the way down, night mode on, and the phone doesn’t have to leave your handbag for you to peek at it. Then you’ll know grandma is dying or that your dog ran away, but everyone else can wait 2 hours.

Uhhh yeah, I realize beauty is subjective and such, but “exemplifies western beauty standards” is A BIT rich. She became a Playmate because an old man deemed her fuckable. Without this scandal/crime, I doubt any of us would have any idea who she is. Skinny and blonde with big tits. Next.

I love that he’s angry at everyone. Since he’s Jesus he can’t see that he’s the problem. Everyone who ever said yes to him, even once, deserves to spiral into an unknown career trajectory. (JK they’ll stay rich.)

On a weekly basis I think about the young Latina who marched into my polling place in her MAGA hat, who argued when she was asked to remove it. I imagine that if I’d know what was about to happen, I would have listened to my brain’s impulse to scream, “YOU KNOW HE HATES YOU, RIGHT?” at her.

He never had anything to lose.

Okay, but....how much do they pay him to do this job? He should take a hardline about staff bringing guests and wanting autographs and such, but the idea that he can’t be spoken to by anyone for any reason is a bit ridiculous. He’s at work. He’s not in his (presumably gigantic) home.

Think about how often this idiot loses its “clicker.”

He has a degree his daddy bought him while he did little besides stare at the walls of the dining hall eating countless hamburgers, and sexually assault women.

I can’t even believe how terrible science is.