It bothers me that this is an article about her, but the picture is of her boyfriend. I clicked into other links, and there are only pictures of Mike Pence or Stephen Miller. Scumbag or no, she is a human woman, and not an invisible presence defined solely by the men in her life.

My teenagers already had their ALICE drills at the start of the school year (Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate).

I’m sure this will be just as successful as Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” was for Patti.

No, the AR-15, which only exists to kill as many humans as possible in the shortest time, is not illegal. 

One of my fondest dreams is for Melania to dump Donnie for Vlad, in a very public way. He’s way better looking and way, way richer. I would LOVE to see how Dump would react.  Melania better move fast, though, as her stock is dropping.

Anyone trying to well actually your use of “we” there is both a killjoy who probably works for NPR

Lions: It’s not our fault, it’s my fault. I did this to myself and I deserve it.

Yeah, that an odd observation. It is a different drug with a different mechanism. You would not say “listen we know the side effects of tylenol so no reason to study the side effect of NSAID pain relievers like Ibuprofen.”

It’s easy to point figures and laugh at the absurdity of this, but there’s something deeply disconcerting about the degree to which basically everyone in the Republican Party (i.e., politicians, party professionals, and voters) has arrived at the conclusion that they’re staring down perpetual minority status, and the…

“Nuance.” I heard that in my father-in-law’s voice and almost fell off my chair laughing.

I hear ya. My parents are lifelong republicans and poisoned by Fox news and hate radio and they think everything is fine. 

Well, at least we know that Trump construction projects done illegally and on the cheap in a rushed manner will adhere to only the highest standards of reliability and safety.

the take him seriously not literally or is it literally but not seriously style of government?

sure, me too! not a criticism. I just enjoy the fact that everyone here is unanimously oblivious of the identities of the people in the clothes.

It’s been years, Julianne is either

I tried the chicken wing trick where you dry rub your wings with salt and baking soda and let them sit in the fridge for 24 hours before baking to help the skin crisp up like you’re frying them. I either used the wrong kind of salt or mis-measured, cause they tasted like the dead sea. I ate 6 of them

Brackets [] are used in legal writing when you change or shorten a phrase within a quote from a case in order to make it generic to your argument or to fitgrammatically into your text.

tilde/accent key is useful when you’re a big fuckin nerd who uses Excel everyday.

I use the little squiggly line (~) to mean ‘approximately.’ For example: “Since he’s been in office, Trump as lied ~37,129 times.”

Worst cooking mistake was when I just started. I confused cloves of garlic with heads. Lead to the four heads of garlic stuffed into two chicken breasts. That was uh interesting.