*been out of the loop for a long time*
OMG what on earth happened to lil kim’s face ??
I mean, I know what, but whyyy ???

No. Trump wants the auto manufacturers to not comply with California’s emission standard. He is, in fact, urging them to produce cars with emissions higher than what they are willing to do to.

Fuel and emissions standards spurred more innovation in the automotive industry than any other factor in the history of the industry.

I never face time/ skype/ whatever the fuck/ ever because I can’t stand the other person’s connection being shitty, my connection being shitty, the other person asking if it’s working, me asking if it’s working, the other person asking me “what?”, and me asking them, “what?” etc. I’m with the thumbs up guy.

How did Drew not pick Texas? That state already thinks it’s a seperate country, and has the population for a good economy and military.

Thanks to the many “enlightened” fast food menus here in NYC screaming caloric information at me, I know a cheeseburger, milkshake and fries at Shake Shack nets me 1,500 calories. How many times could I do that in an hour? I’m willing to find out.

Whoa whoa whoa Dominic, what did thumbs ever do to you? Wait, uh, don’t answer that if it’s awkward. ANYWAY, the emoji is fine. It’s a graphical “ok”. Also helps that iOS and Facebook messenger make it possible with two taps.

I think a three-course meal at Cheesecake Factory wins every calorie based election.

How the hell do you bring up South Carolina and secession and not mention the Nullification Crisis? It was probably the first real challenge to America’s unity as a country (also, it may be the reason Trump likes Jackson so much, as every part of it seems designed to appeal to his preferences).

Re “Let’s Go”, I will argue to the death that “Come On!” is the most inexplicable exultation to sporting fortitude in the English language. Try explaining it to a foreigner on your soccer team one time. It’s utterly ubiquitous and entirely nonsensical. Come on what? Am I supposed to do it on command? And why would…

dude.  last guy REALLY needed to name that cat “kitty purry”.

Re. Calories:

Huh, the ringer.   Never heard of it.

The article said the QB framed an innocent man. Roethlisberger isn’t bright enough to frame a photograph, let alone a human being for a crime.

It’s the only way to avoid the fact that the woman in the final gif appears to: (a) be cast as a cheerleader, one presumably cheering for the high school football team, and thus further presumably also a high schooler; and (b) 27 years old.

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Not only is everyone from that show an adult, but Maitland Ward who was a series regular during the last two seasons (playing Rachel) is making porn now.

Rider Strong is still fine as fuck

The show ended 19 years ago. Everyone who appeared on the show is an adult.