when i was a kid i cut my thumb on a tuna can and my first thought was “Now i can rob a bank cuz i don’t have fingerprints!” But you’re right, the fingerprint grew back over the scar.

I was interested in reading a think piece about the choices associated with cosmetic surgery, the pressure to be “perfect” while also being “natural.” A discussion about the taboos and “hush hush”of plastic surgery coinciding with a dramatic increase in botox, fillers, etc. by lay people.

ok the brother sister serial killer rapists aka THE CARVER was the SICKEST SHIT EVER WRITTEN it was WILD. They would go around raping people and carving a joker like smile into their face after they were done. They targeted models as an act of defiance against beauty and at the end they “reversed” all of Kimbers…

i mean it obviously depends on what your definition of “good” is. If you want a realistic look into plastic surgery, this show was not “good.” If you want to be highly entertained for 45 minutes every week for 6 years, this show was GREAT. 

LOBSTER HANDS

i refuse to give a single fuck whenever hubz is sick, i don’t believe he is in even 1/10 of the pain he pretends to be in.

i love Nip/Tuck SO MUCH it had EVERYTHING. Horror, comedy, drama - just over the top camp. Ugh it was so good.

Don’t palm tattoos generally fade really quickly? So it’ll just look like a black blob in a few months?

Farley = Jenni = the victim. It was Mathews that threw her to the ground. 

based on all the comments so far, I’m concerned the entire theater is just gonna be BJs.

I’m still waiting on that Sweet Valley movie I was promised by Diablo Cody. Or did I just dream that? Nope, just googled, this was definitely supposed to be a thing.

I KEPT TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT! I was like, is her last name yetti? As in Tami Yetti. But then i couldn’t figure out what she kept saying tamietti hat trick, or why the shirts said Tamietti. I guess I didn’t fully believe her name was just Tami Tamietti.

Here’s my conspiracy theory on the Ingrid/Frank baby situation. Ingrid will try having all 6 babies and die. They will run a paternity test on the babies to figure out where they should go, and that’s how it’ll be discovered that Carl is actually the real father. This will derail his military career as he now has 6…

MY biggest pet peeve is that we keep forgetting about Kevin and Vee’s other children. Last week we forgot Kevin already has a son with Vee’s mom (and potentially another one from that marriage he was in earlier, which is why him and Vee couldn’t legally get married).

i am sooo sick of Fiona saying “I’m south side” to earn credit for being street wise or whatever. She said it at least 15 times this episode. I’m also sick of Fiona getting cute guys, the boxing instructor was too good for her. 

McDonalds coffee is my favorite coffee. 

This is true. The hierarchy really goes guns > white kids > everyone else.

We’re all so terrified that we’re parenting wrong that of course my first reaction to this was to get incredibly defensive that Anne was calling me a bad mom because I like to drink.

what a disgusting embarrassment for the entire state.

i’m not gonna really deep dive into the Rob kardashian scratching thing but i agree, getting your back scratched is soooo satisfying. better than a massage sometimes.