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I think the simplest answer is “People like to look at pretty things.” 

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Lindsay says “I need to know everyones intentions, not just about this job, but in life. Its important for me to know your intentions in life.”

I’m listening to a podcast about the show and they’ve got me convinced this is all an elaborate sex trafficking escort cult and i truly believe it. The only person who is somewhat wary is Jonitta, everyone else seems to be falling for the cult pretty quick. 

CAN WE TALK about how much of a villain Brent is already. His speech about how everyone was ugly and how Sara needed to lose 7 pounds for him to even look at her; it was so painfully awful but so perfect for this trash fire of a show. CUT TO drips of vomit on his face as he’s puking on the side of the road (why was he

When Lakis came on screen, i CACKLED WITH DELIGHT because I didn’t think they’d go SO far camp so fast. I truly thought they were parodying themselves with this delight of a character. The dog named sex, the washing of the feet, that was all childs play compared to the DANCING? Was i hallucinating or did he ask to be

I feel HIGH watching the show, I clicked on this article so fast my head spun. I can’t get enough Lohan beach club and Lohan Beach Club CONTENT. Last nights episode had enough twists and story lines to fill 6 episodes of any other show, it was fucking magical.

which feels a little too Hollywood for something so formal

i didn’t think this story could get worse but now you’re telling me he offered for the women (of course) to make salads (of course). 

Imaging being like “Dwarf Tossing - yep that’s the hill i want to die on defending.”

she and a co-author “suggested that minority students were getting an unfair advantage by having special deans devoted to helping them.”

I would. 

It feels so fucking to good to have brown representation on this site. Thank you. Seriously, thank you. 

Men: Ugh you can’t even say hi to a woman in the workplace anymore without her crying about sexual harassment

While “I love you alive” is definitely an odd thing to say, i think ALL sexts in just plain written form are going to be cringeworthy. Whenever you read someone elses sexts its the least sexy thing on the planet, but when you’re alone at night, tipsy, horny, and giddy with anticipation suddenly those sexts are

The video was also directed by Terry Richardson and is EXTREMELY disturbing. This apology is too little too late.

whew what a week for child sexual abuse <- something i hope to never say again.

yikes magikes that was my old apartment.

I recently fell in love with mopping my floors. It’s so easy and makes such a difference!