ooof she had me til the “start spankin your kids.” The soundtrack was great though!

There were SO SO many questionably legal things going on in this show. They basically encouraged one employee to hook up with a client to convince her to spend more money.

Oh you want to “spread your wings” and party in Greece for a summer with a Teddy Perkins lookalike? DO I HAVE THE PERFECT RELIGION FOR YOU!

Girl this aint amateur hour I’ve been watching 90day since it’s conception

My television schedule is v. full right now as tonight is the premiere of Lindsay’s Beach Club and I’m also told the new season of Married at First Sight is gonna be good. That, plus the Love After Lockup episode I still have on my DVR, has me set on LOLs. 

Hubz and I were sittin around on NYE, buzzed on champagne at 9pm (as one does). He asked me what I wanted to watch and i said “I dunno put on some porn or I guess put on Bird Box, what does it matter I’m gonna fall asleep regardless.”

im still tryna figure out what’s going on in the first picture. The ratio of edible to inedible on the plate seems off. Why is there so much wing for so little meat?

I am of Indian origin and live in Detroit. The amount of poverty porn on both accounts is exhausting. 

Nothing says “Feminist counterpart” like a princess’s handmaiden.

Nyle’s twitter has been poppin, i also really loved these tweets. I feel the same way about Poverty Porn movie

Swae Lee- Guatemala puts a smile on my heart no matter how many times i’ve listened to it this year.

i think it had a big resurgence this year. My kids (2 & 4) love it. 

hubz is obsessed with the idea of a white tree. Our neighbors put a white tree on the porch, which might be a good idea for us, space wise. Although then he was like “maybe it’s a secret signal for white supremacists.” 

I was heartbroken because this course was by [sic] baby

when I was on a senior synchro team back in the day we did a whole video game medley to the tetris theme song, mario, pacman, finishing out with pinball wizard. We made tetris and pacman formations on the ice. 

There’s gonna be a lot of bad blood between women and kotex now. 

whats with all the gross AF games out featuring every bodily function. there’s Pimple Pete, a game where you pop pete’s pimples. Theres a snot one, a dog poop one. its so disgusting and obviously my kids think it’s hilarious.

sweet, you do you!

ok great i’m ready for Donald next.

I know this is a corny ass comment but for my tree in my home i like the ornaments we’ve collected over the years, the tacky ornaments the kids made at school, and a few simple strands of white lights. I don’t need my tree to have a “theme” or look like a holiday display in the lobby of Macy’s.