i am very ONLINE and im still confused as to what all this hype is about.

Ok so im reading upthread that this might actually be a plausible, albeit rare, phenomenon. But i gotta say at first it reminded me of those chicks on 16 and Pregnant who are talking with their dumb BFFs asking “If you’re already pregnant, is there a risk to getting pregnant again?” 

My favorite Maury story is a woman slept with twin brothers and didn’t know which twin was the father. The twins believed they were fraternal their whole life, but after the DNA testing it turning out they were actually identical twins. Since they were identical twins, they couldn’t determine which one was the father…

Elon should be a stand alone entry due to his needless (thirsty) insertion into the Thai rescue mission with his dumb submarine.

As much as it pains me to say - Beerbongs and Bentleys is a decent album. I need to get a Bentley just for the instagram pic. 

different strokes, different folks. I definitely played “house” more than any other game when i was a kid. 

It sounds like it was important to Nick.

This is a very common practice among interracial/interfaith couples.

when i was in middle school my friend and I would straight up drink the VS“strawberries & champagne” lip gloss cuz we thought there was actual champagne in it.

I am 32 and on twitter constantly. Wake up, tweet. Go to work, tweet. Relax at home, tweet. All I do is read tweets, think of tweets, tweet tweets. Twitter all day every day. I can’t go to the bathroom, watch TV, do anything without twitter open. Something bad happened? Check twitter. Something good happened? Check…

That free package of ready made formula was actually really handy when I was crying hysterically in the fits of PPD at 3:00 in the morning and my tiny 5 pound baby was starving. My mom helped me get one of the free bottles I had received and the formula out of the cupboard and I fed my baby and instantly we both felt…

I was laughing until i got to the jumpsuit. The jumpsuit is something i’d really like to embrace, but i prefer a tapered leg cuz there’s nothing worse than ratty wide legged/flared yoga pants that have been dragging around the floors of several airports and bathrooms. 

Im really tryna focus on the positive. We’re moving in the right direction. 

you forgot also - WEED.

Michigan made me proud and I’m happy to know that I don’t have to hate my neighbors and coworkers as much anymore. For the most part we elected a lot of great women yesterday and also passed several great proposals! Yeah for a blue mitten!

I love a high ponytail but if I haven’t washed my hair in a few days and put it in a high pony I heave such a sigh of relief when i finally take it down. My skull cries with gratitude. It’s almost worth the pain to be rewarded with the relief. 

As soon as I read Rebel’s comment my mind went to Just Wright. FANTASTIC film, and as others have said upthread - Queen Latifah’s weight isn’t a focal point.

i do remember because we’re still constantly talking about this movie. and i contribute to it cuz i keep clicking on these articles.

Instagram spon con is so crazy, i can’t wait for it to blow up.

I 100% still to this day consider my older sister my 2nd mom. They are also very close since my mom was young when she had her, and then both kind of consider me their kid