This is an actual question that was asked by an actual journalist to the actual POTUS

I do not have pajamas but i do have tiers of loungewear, ranging from tight spandex to mens XL sweatpants. I change in and out of tiers of loungewear all evening before finally going to sleep in underwear and a tank top. Cuz it’s hot AF at night no matter what .

Biebs has a lot of catchy tunes which have nothing to do with Bieb’s vocal talent really but he does surround himself with people who know what they’re doing.

Hard agree

I am strangely optimistic about this Zola movie, although i think it’s a little late. 

Serious Question - Who does Donny hate more, Hillary or Obama?

(yes I know this barely makes sense but dammit i got into the comment section early with this one so at least i was FIRST)

I’ve had it with unfunny people thinking they are clever by replying to every single Tweet with some stupid GIF

^^^ THIIIIIIIIS. Kids get all kinds of shots - just bundle it in. 

Vaccines are so great. 

Is Sheree still dating that felon

Why do I keep getting my hopes up that wrongs will be righted only to have them soul crushingly destroyed time and time again.

“some dance experience” is one thing. Meryl Davis is an Olympic Gold Medal Ice Dancer (you could even call her the GOAT) and has extennnnnnnnnnnnsive years of technical dance training. That was a bit of a stretch. 

She came into the competition with extensive dance experience already and other contestants think that it is unfair

Shoot also “Black or White.”

If I were Macaulay Caulkin I would address myself as

STAHP he did not use a store bought pie crust? I actually did stop reading after that first line, lemme scroll back up

I stopped reading your recipe after the first line. I mean it’s fine if you’re in a pinch but if you’re gonna give a recipe for a good chicken pot pie let’s not start with this:

That article about sTeve-o was stomach churning. HOw is jackAss still a thing. Who finds this entertaining?

Your Customers: 40ish-year-old women who own a Chevy Tahoe and drive it right down the center of ANY two-lane driveway.