Ahhh childhood masturbation memories. And by childhood i mean last night.

lolllllllllllz

While I agree with Bobby’s article, the early aughts were even more obsessed with virginity. We NEEDED our pop stars (Britney, Jessica, Christina, Mandy, Hillary) to be virgins. How many articles were written speculating about when/where/who with that oh so precious v-card was lost to.

ugh this^^. My kid is a picky eater and he likes uncrustables. Saying he’s doomed in school because I throw a premade sandwich into his lunchbox is fueling the intense mom guilty i already have oh no im crying. 

32, never been a fan of the asking - just go for it (within reason you know, if things are going well)

I am disappointed i had to scroll this far to find this comment. It is the oNLY thing i remember from that article 

I am on twitter 23 hours a day because I hate myself. 

WHY HAVEN’T I QUIT INSTAGRAM YET it continues to be the worrrrst.

Poor muskrat is so sad that his golden boy star is waning and people are finally seeing what an asshat he is.

Is anyone still wearing thongs in 2018? I’ve never really cared about visible panty lines but if i am going to be wearing something sleeker, i prefer thigh length spanx (like bike shorts). 

GRETCHEN WINNERS

UNderstarred Comment. 

Why does Lindsay Lohan look just like Teddy Perkins though

If these two elope and deprive us the most grandeur opulent Big Fat Desi wedding I don’t even know... 

Sir & Rumi look just like Blue Ivy. CRAZY HOW GENETICS WORKS GUYZZZ

wut.

my feet smell so bad in the summer and the croc ballet flats are a great choice if i don’t want to offend my entire workspace. in fact lemme order a pair right now. 

I’m pretty sure North is having a meltdown cuz she doesn’t want to LEAVE bowling, not cuz she doesn’t want to bowl.

I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

I just binged this story this morning (i took a well needed break from the news for a week).