I’ve made a version of Indian street corn salad/elote twice this summer (Indian version without mayo, elote with). While I am firmly ANTI MAYO for outdoor get togethers, the version with mayo was better for my air conditioned father’s day dinner.

“Daddy what are we going to do about this?”

michiganian here. we fuckin love mitten shaped shit. I make so many mitten shaped cookies.

I can’t believe I left the bar early and went back to work only to miss this.

I use the term all the time. See movies like Slumdog Millionaire and Lion.

Kanye’s gonna love this.

I’m taking my nieces to Cedar Point* in June and THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME DANIELLE IS FROM SANDUSKY i can’t wait to casually run into her at Burger King.

The “Elites” are such meanie-weanies for making fun of me for being dumb wah.

I am so irate by all of this. “He’s staying in touch with his idiot base by being an even bigger idiot” is so mind boggling I just...

“Get off the mommy blogs” is the best advice I ever heeded.

I thought Baby #1 was a bad sleeper until Baby #2 came around and said HAHA JOKES ON YOU IM GONNA BE EVEN WORSE

I was just about to hit “publish” on my comment before I read who I was commenting to.

Meagan Good?

I’m not french but this is also pretty much my motto.

This is a v. good comment

I’m so over name-shaming because it always turns into “White is Right” at the end. Any name that isn’t a traditional white name becomes “trashy” or “weird.”

underground butt injections is such a dark fascinating journey

Is this up for debate? Cuz i thought it was hashtag fact. JC was a judge on Americas Best Dance Crew.

i haven’t forgotten.

what a great song