Generic Life advice:

YOu are my twin. I absolutely think pop (sorry, I’m from the midwest we say pop ) + breakfast sandwich is the way to go. Coffee goes good with a sweet breakfast like a muffin or donut.

Counterpoint: Diet Coke does more for me to calm a hangover then coffee. I need the bubbles to settle my stomach.

I prefer to call it “Foreplay”

My in-laws barely eat. I love to cook and often host family dinners, but I’ve learned to drastically cut down how much food I make. Take Thanksgiving for instance; I’ll ask “How many people approximately do you think that bird will serve? 7? Well we’re having 10 people over so I’ll take one half that size.”

I mean, yes I’m fully aware of how much time and money goes into hand applying swaroski crystals. In general I’m always like “JEEEZ LOUISE I CANT BELIEVE THAT SKATING DRESS COST THAT MUCH MONEY.” I believe it, i just can’t believe it

I mean it’s a white string bikini and looks like it’s covered in makeup/spraytan/body glitter. She definitely should’ve washed it before returning it, but i’m not surprised it got that dirty.

There is a lot of bad in this dirt bag so lemme focus on this Drake Bday Party which sounds like a blast!

I wanted to ask what “WeWork” was but I was scared it was some common knowledge thing I was supposed to know and I felt dumb.

Wait, she’s going to Orchard Lake Middle School in West Bloomfield? Of course she’s gonna start her anti-bullying campaign at the richest school in Michigan.

Mrs. Trump is independent and acts independently from her husband.

I think there’s been some real close contenders that have broken into the upper echelon of Christmas Music. Pentatonix - Drummer Boy (whateves, i know everyone hates Pentatonix but this song is fantastic). Christina Aguilera - Holy Night (oh, is it just me who loves this song?)

I’m not gonna look it up, but is MD2 the one that introduces the figure skating girl? In which case I may have my movies mixed up, but I distinctly remember MD3 being AMAZING.

I did this list completely from memory, which proves my memory is terrible because I forgot Blades of Glory.

I went through the EXACT same line of thinking. “Wow for once this advice isn’t terrible.”

I’m sorry, nothing can top Cutting Edge. It is GOAT. My entire persona is based off that movie.

Ugh but then we have to include “Miracle” and whatnot... Mighty Ducks at least had that one figure skater on the team; although I think she came in in movie 2?

Ice Castles was before my time unfortunately, where would you put it?

Ahhhh I knew I was missing some. I’ll rank it 4th

Ice Skating Movies, ranked: