I used to go to a skating camp hosted by Elvis every year. He signed my sweatshirt and the only double flip double loop combo i’ve ever landed was in front of him.

CMON when’re we getting Synchronized Skating in the Olympics

I’d do him. Throwdown with Bobby all night long if you know what I mean

Is she one of the “helpers” or something? I haven’t watched this season

Gross Gross Gross Gross Grossssss gahhhh that Jennifer Lawerence story is so disturbing GAHH I HATE IT ALL

OMG do we have the same coworkers. Hello, are you my cubemate?

Perhaps Ashton should demand even more sleep so he is able to tweet more coherently

As a mom of 2 who is struggling to sleep train her almost 10 month old son: FUCK YOU Ashton. I “demand” 8 hours of sleep too but my demands seem to be secondary. Who should I send my demands to, cuz the baby doesn’t give a fckkkk

This! What even is “conception.” How do we measure it? Is it the moment a man ejaculates in a woman? Cuz the sperm can live a few days in there. Is it the moment the egg drops? Doesn’t it take time for the egg to travel down teh fallopian tubes? Implantation date? The day after a missed period? Unless you had an…

Look, I want a pic of me cuddling cheetah cubs too but all these “sanctuaries” that let tourists pose with sedated big cats are so gross

I’m a married woman in a male dominated field. I have eaten dinner with a man one on one on business trips but one dinner that really sticks out to me is when a colleague and I wrapped up a huge successful project and wanted to celebrate. I suggested a quick bite, he wanted to go all out so we went to a nice…

I thought this was going to be a book about my favorite Instagram accounts where young girls pose their American Girl Dolls in intricate scenarios and photograph them. There’s also some great Barbie Doll accounts as well.

Nooo!!! Nelly, I defended the song “Cruise” in Worst Song Bracket when no one else would. Why you gotta do this.

This morning i finally accepted the fact that we’re probably not going to even get the chance to age due to the ever worsening state of our country so I just ate some pie and enjoyed myself.

I wanted to have a VBAC with my second. I went into labor and immediately it was evident the baby wasn’t doing well (heart rate kept dropping). The doctor bluntly told me “You can continue labouring for several more hours and put your baby at risk or we can just do a repeat c-section now.” She was definitely pushing…

Celebrities with a significant following and platform should be fined for making wildly inaccurate speculations. What is this horse shit:

It’s all fucking silly that’s exactly my point.

i once went to a wedding where the bride was so hungover from the night before she spent the entire reception puking in the bridal suite and missed the entire thing. like, they just had the reception without the bride.

its all stupid but this argument about fetal pain is the stupidest of all. Everything following birth is “painful” - the heel prick, the goop they put in the babies eyes. Just being outside of the womb is a “painful” experience for babies. But, as adults, we realize that a little of pain now is better than a lifetime…

I spent 2007-2011 smoking alone in my apartment so I’ll prolly live to like... 52?