MY SHIPPING FANTASIES, FINALLY REALISED

Pssht A.V. Club, weren't you just heralding that Musical Thrones or Game of Chairs show that you call water-cooler event TV? I'm way above these things to even bother to name them properly, you see~

Not contending one iota ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pretty much all you need to know.

Because there can't be two good things at any given time

*points and laughs* haw-haw!

Answer: no

Or the upcoming and unfortunately named "Great Balls of Fire"

I thought he was fine on his first Talking Smack appearance also but yeah, while he shows a decent intensity on the mic while performing, it's a contrast to his more subdued and mild mannered self on Talking Smack. I too wouldn't be surprised if he's still finding a middle point between the two, but as you said, the…

Also did people figure out last week that ISH = Shit or what?

I thought he was fine on Talking Smack. Didn't see him stumble once.

I'd maybe reconsider likening what seems to be an ebonic-esque catchphrase said by a black woman to something you'd hear outside a fried chicken restaurant…

My ex would watch wrestling with me, and how I found out she was a John Cena fan.

I was thinking, if you're going to give Natalya a stable, why not something playing off of Owen's "King of Harts" moniker and cross it with Jerry Lawler's King's Court, but have it be the Queen of Hart's court, with Nattie as the Queen, Carmella and Ellsworth as prince and princess, and Tamina as Nattie's hand or…

Let's face it, the chances of them capturing the tag team titles was ridiculously low, comeback story or not. This firstly gives Goldust a much needed character change, since as a face he's relegated to a comedy act, but as a heel traditionally he's booked more malicious and dangerous. And if anyone is in dire need of…

On its 10th anniversary, get to know the people behind “2 Girls, 1 Cup”

Mostly a nothing Raw, but a lot of the smaller storylines grabbed my interest: Goldust's turn, Titus and Apollo, Alicia Fox's integration back into the Women's division (with Dar now as her valet).

She's got a long way to go before she matches how Charlotte was booked.

Au contraire, might actually make him more interesting

It was a mercy killing