It's OK, we're all friends here

Hahaha. Written down on paper he should be exciting! How can you fail with such moves of yore? F'n Sheamus

Don't forget to draw some dicks in the margins

Hasn't Sheamus been using the jackhammer recently? So prestigious ;B

I think the score here was designed to be claustrophobic and oppressive, since y'know, the noose was tightening around also every character on the show.
As for the rest, I thought this was a high point so YMMV, I guess.

yes

Same dude she told to man up or something, right?

"As long as we’re calling out the shaky foundations of our reality, should we discuss Price potentially referencing Elliot and Mr. Robot as the only two people more powerful than he?"

Yeah you're on the money. Big Show's spear was as much of a hug as Edge's really.

Edge's spear was the worst ever. He didn't even have the body type for it. Just no.

Sure, but is that really so different than them injuring him post match?

Dean is a couple of great things but I personally wouldn't call his character at this point deep. The problem with being an unflappable character type that no one can get under the skin of is that there ends up being a lack of dimension. There needs to be some tension to whether said character will come out on top…

The police didn't decline to investigate; all charges were dropped because the statute of limitations expired. Also, Slater's 'argument' is that he was with his fiancé at the time, which sounds like an alibi to me

Too definitive of an ending to the segment though. Usually anyone who makes such an exclamation at the end of the go-home show ends up losing at the PPV. You don't want Styles to lose, do you?

cliffnotes
- that women's segment was a mess. But for the kneejerkers out there: Becky came out first and also had mic time, Nikki did not. Alexa Bliss was on point. Overall the Smackdown Women's Division comes off as being larger/stronger than Raw's.
- I feel Miz's momentum from that Talking Smack segment has been…

There's actually logic involved here, crazy I know

Because that would have been cause for the Usos to be disqualified from the tournament without a second chance. If wrestlers could injure their opponent before their match so they could advance in a tournament, no one would make it to a match.
With Usos actually being in the match and then losing, it at least makes a…

Allegedly is the operative word.

Who would have filled his role as lead heel though if he were to have turned then? Kevin Owens is the only person who could have done it. He needed to be a heel because otherwise there was a dearth of top level heels, and they certainly weren't going to turn Reigns heel.

I guess? Maybe if she had a bigger nose I'd say it's a lock or something