At this point, I would be happy if the Lakers did the stupid thing of trading for PG13 JUST so that Ball would wind up in Indiana.

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

If you can put together a better over-50 team, I’d love to see it.

The lesson as always? Tank. And don’t half-ass your tanking, like the Knicks.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

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You are dooming yourself to an eternity of second round exits any time you give your team some shitty cartoon name like Raptors.

Yes ma’am. There’s about a 100% chance that, in the near future, the President of the United States is, without a shred of evidence, going to accuse a former First Lady of murder and ask why it isn’t it being investigated.

This is why I sometimes wish the “unhinged liberal press” that the right wing screeches about actually existed. Then we’d have golden headlines like this:

(waves to NSA) hey, just because I starred this doesn’t mean I’m advocating for anything. That being said, I would hope that these “leaders” wouldn’t let some orange asshole come into their house and tell them how to pray. I mean, that’s just unforgivable, right?

conspiracy hive InfoWars suggested today that the Washington Post’s report that Donald Trump shared classified information with Russia was a cover-up to distract from the latest “Seth Rich bombshell,” as they put it.

Something something free market, at will employment, bootstraps.

There’s a special place in hell for John McCain. Fucking collaborating piece of shit.

Steve Yzerman is “The Captain”. It’s his nickname, not Jeter’s.

What is more ridiculous than a robotic butthole?

It wasn’t designed to be only a two-party system, but they outlasted the others that have popped up.

_If_ the original poster meant BART, it would cost approximately $3.45 billion to extend BART from Dublin/Pleasanton to SunTrust Park.

“That’s the point.”

the laws of our nation were not conceived with the belief that anyone this messed up could possibly ever get elected, tbh — and these laws operate on the further assumption that, if anyone this messed up ever *did* get elected, surely the rest of the government would be willing to act
we just do not have the mechanisms…

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