If there was a God up in Heaven, this would tie to Trump somehow. I keep saying it feels like the only thing that will take Trump down is a dead woman or a live child found in his bed.

That’s how it looks from here. But at the time, if you’ll recall, thousands of young people came home in boxes from a pointless and unpopular war. Thousands of others were permanently disabled. Thousands of people were in the street protesting the war, rampant social injustice, and the government of our country. They…

Just like Trump was a good candidate for the LGBTQ+ community? I remember hearing that bullshit claim a lot as well. Hows that one working out?

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

No, this is beautiful. I mean, this is my new favorite thing.

I’ve literally seen a few of his supporters calling news outlets that are just reporting on his own tweets “fake news.” How is that even possible? What?!?

Kudos!

In their defense they are trying to keep things straight and when they zig he zags. Not to mention he does the craziest shit and they have to try and spin it.

Oh for a diadem of stars to give you! But take my humble single star. You, Absorbine, are a national treasure.

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

I’m telling you guys, this is all part of a process. He’s working his way up to shooting somebody on Fifth Avenue.

I don’t think a fucking pee tape involving Trump and directed by James Cameron would matter anymore. His supporters would either call it fake news or say it doesn’t matter and the Republicans in congress would tsk tsk for a few seconds then look the other way and whistle.

That motherfucking pee tape better be real, and we better get a copy of it tout suite! I’m not tired of the winning, I’m tired of the waiting.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

I really wish we had a lying cat to attend WH briefings.

ha ha ha I feel like I am going mad. Trump asked Comey to pledge his loyalty in a dinner where supposedly his job (Comey’s) was on the line. Remember when the conservatives and the media were in full storm mode because Bill Clinton said hello to Attorney Lynch? ha ha h ah ah ah ha ha gaaaahhhh

Shame too, because he really was a savior to that franchise. Smh ringz culture.

A lot of people get stressed when they think that they’re about to get chewed out by their boss. Even when it’s only via the proxy of his boss’ foreign minister.

Yes. He’s gonna retrofit all the aircraft carriers with coal-fired steam engines.

I don’t know about him, but I’m planning to live forever. And, that plan is working just fine, so far.