Because people are stupid and the right has pounded into their heads, over and over, that union members are just a bunch of lazy thugs and it’s management and politicians who are the true friends of the working class.

So anal is still ok, right?

Any number of college coaches who tried to make the leap to the NBA or NFL.

Trump: “I also never said Hassan Abdul-Salaam was the name of the agent.”

Even a calendar that has a single date on it is going to eventually be right once.

I’d be more than happy with a bear mailing him to death, or even a deer impaling him.

If any animal wants to follow this elephant’s example with Ted Nugent, I would totally be in support if it.

I’m expecting to them to just hand over large sacks with a $ sign on in the near future.

So I guess Ewing Theory now officially applies to Isaiah Thomas. I look forward to Simmons’ admitting it.

OMFG....We’re back to that “sounds Presidential shit again. The fact he can read a prepared speech without completely shitting himself for 5 minutes and suddenly he’s good to go.

Which is bullshit when you consider he has a full sized bed on Air Force One.

Yep.

Of course John Wayne conveniently took a deferment as a single father during WWII.

MUH GAWD!! THAT’S THE ROBO PENGUIN’S MUSIC.

That’s because the US Military is extremely fucking serious about its personnel wearing only ribbons and other recognition they have been properly awarded and it is a serious offense to wear unauthorized awards.

It’s laughable how they’re not even trying to make it not totally obvious.

Sanders went from 2000 yards to 1500, which was still the 5th highest of his career.

Actually it was half bow, half curtsy and all fucking hilarious.

Given how reprehensible Clarke is as a human being, I’m not exactly shocked he’s not above plagiarism.

Sanders had his best season ever, with 2000 yards, two seasons before he retired and was 4th in the league with 1,500 yards the year the season he retired.