After the game Pitino said he had to try and take the game over to give his team a chance of winning because Larry Bird, Kevin McHale and Robert Parish weren’t going to be walking through the door into the gym

Thanks.

Did Trump sign Comey’s termination letter with a Crayola magic marker?

That line says it all. Trump is doing this to make it look like he’s firing Comey for reasons not related to Russia, while at the same time seizing an opportunity to say to the public “Look, he told me three times I wasn’t being investigated, so clearly I haven’t done anything wrong. Nothing to see here folks, let’s…

For those who don’t know about the “Saturday Night Massacre” episode that happened during Watergate, now might be a good time to familiarize yourself with those events.

Comey gets Trump elected, and this is how he’s repaid.

Yep, you learn from those silly little mistakes in life. Like when you accidentally touch a hot stove, get a ticket for going too fast in a school zone, have way too much to drink, or try and hide three quarters of a million dollars of income from the IRS.

Based on United’s performance this season, clearly it was money well spent.

You’ll get nothing but best wishes from me on your 3 months of freedom.

Both.

I’m pretty sure you can get fired if they feel you are abusing it.

I’m tired of all these pansies complaining about their employers.

Don’t forget fags.

Jenkins might actually be telling the truth about more coal jobs for WV.

Crosby released a statement that he is fine, has been cleared to play, and that this won’t slow him down in his quest to lead the Penguins to another World Cup.

I’m assuming by Dallas Cowboy’s “charity event” you mean that Jerry Jones needs a new helicopter.

I’ve always been a fierce advocate that many of the behaviors guys like Conrad Hilton exhibit, would be drastically improved after a good old fashioned ass kicking. Preferably recorded and posted online.

That’s just a weak copy of “I’m Rick James, bitch.”

And the crazy thing is he’s only 31, yet you know he’s done as a dominant force in the league and his window for leading any team to a title is over......at 31!