This was likely the least creative comment possible in this situation. Wow.

Great! The thing is, I heard he forgot Skrelp!

As a Black Man with a White Name, White Speech Patterns and White Mannerisms (I was raised this way by a Mother and Father who knew the shitty world they lived in) I totally agree with you. This race thing is just so stupid!

I get great phone interviews, and often get told: The in person interview is a formality! Then…

Is there a pun? I don't see it.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

*raised hand*

Hmmm a rainbow image...

I'm queer and it does. I like the design. Hey, we're not a monolith!

Monster. You are a monster.

I'm fat and my best friend is a lesbian, and we've already started yelling "those are our words!" at each other and decided that we're going as Dyke & Fats to the next opportunity we have to wear costumes.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

You're actually the worst kind of person.

"These are strange words that are not in my vocabulary and are therefore nonsense!"

Yes, but the text says "the first ever third-party iPhone app." When you say "iPhone app," it means an app you download from the App Store, which isn't the case here.

Fun fact about Morgan: he made headlines back in 2007 (over six years ago! Can you believe that?) for creating the first ever third-party iPhone app. Also, Ron Gilbert tweeted about Blackbar just this morning, so there's that.