Neutral: Tech overload definitely keeps me out of the new-car market. The last car I bought was a 2014 model, specifically because I could get one without a touch screen. The 2015 made the screen standard equipment.

I’d personally like to avoid the tech as much as possible. Not because I’m a Luddite, but because I’ve driven vehicles with lane departure assist and don’t enjoy the feeling of the car resisting leaving the lane or even correcting itself momentarily because I’m trying to avoid debris/potholes.

- Long title drought recently ended.

If self-deprecation equals wokeness I’m Mahatma Motherfukin’ Ghandi

That’s apparently the punishment for having a dildo in the clubhouse, or, forgive me, the penile system.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

As Manning wisely demonstrated 20 years ago- the choice between becoming a NY Jet or spending another year jeopardizing your future by risking serious injury for no pay is not a choice at all

As a Mexican, I honestly don’t care when people wear Sombreros and Ponchos during Cinco de Mayo. This is an Americanized Holiday anyways like St Patricks Day. During St. Patricks Day people perpetuate Irish stereotypes and have no idea what the Holiday is about and it’s the same thing with Cinco de Mayo. None of my…

True, although my intuition is that front offices already divide the field into many more “zones” or some such than the traditional 9, and then assess defense based on actual position and where the ball is hit versus whatever positional number players have been assigned. But that also seems complicated as shit, and as…

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Valve is making games... but not in the same sense gamers think. The players are steam users and the games are steam updates and new additions. The high scores are found by data mining users and studying usage trends and ultimately maximizing revenue.

I have long legs too and I just did a 9 hour flight to the UK and back. My knees were so far into the back of the other seat it was comical. I felt like I was in a coffin and about 4 hours into the flights each way I started feeling anxiety because I couldn’t move.

Yeah, I’m 6'4". I feel really, really bad for the future victims of my airplane-induced manspreading.

Awesome! More places my long legs won’t fit.

Boston sports. They and their fans must always be victims.

I would imagine the trauma likely killed him long before his body arrested from the fall. he’s not falling 3200ft vertically through the air, but down icy rock faces, cliffs, couloirs, etc.

Yeah, but can he pass Through The Fire And Flames on expert? Didn’t think so.

Counterpoint: Migos is embarassingly bad and I can’t, for the life of me, understand how people enjoy their music without a hefty dose of irony.

Fuck Naperville.

*Major Tom sold separately