One has to wonder what Green’s reaction would have been if somebody had told him that the superstar he’d call while crying in his car begging him to come to their team after his team’s Game 7 loss in the finals would ultimately get prioritized over him.

clevelander here - we’ve had our once nice thing in a lifetime. we’ll go back to being cleveland sports now. don’t worry. he won’t land here

i read that as “sexy barkley” which is also accurate

Much like everyone else on this thread I’m here to tell you that your statement is categorically false. 

he’s a dick in ways that are intended to help his team win

These humans are all so insanely talented. That Swamp thing. my god. 

The specter of Honnold’s sudden, violent death looms over the entire movie like a great spectral fart.

This is well and truly identical to what happens with Star Wars. They made 3 classic movies and since then everything else has been trash and dumb and hazy. Watch the original three movies and enjoy them how you choose and ignore the noise.

Gritty is a cousin of HR Pufnstuf. Why isn’t anyone talking about that acid trip 70s show and it’s similarities. I watched that b/c I have older siblings and still have traumatic memories. Gritty gives me acid reflux 

“He’s the kind of security blanket in the AL playoffs that can probably only be equalled by Houston’s Justin Verlander”

The best hidden gem in all of Cleveland’s shockingly good foodie community is a place called Prosperity Supper Club. it looks like grandma’s basement complete with black and white TVs playing old movies and a real jukebox with only the rat pack. They have 2 glorious beer lists. One is called your dad’s beer with black…

Damn. The marketing for this new Hank Green novel is lit. 

this review was better than the episode itself. it also overly justifies what i would consider lazy story telling. it reeks of “We didn’t write a satisfying resolution so we’ll make it seem like we’re smarter than everyone else by making it vague. alan sepinwall will love this shit.”

Whoever is doing the writing on this year’s season of Hard Knocks deserves an Emmy

so. much. kindling. 

Ahem...takes a deep breath...

Browns fan over here just being happy our wide receivers actually care enough to block this year. 

hey look! A Clevelander makes a comment about something unrelated entirely to logos and someone else assumes every single fan is cool with the racist chief wahoo (we aren’t) and therefore any comment they make criticizing another team is invalid!

It’s a tie: every browns game i’ve ever attended

According to reports he has not been suspended which opens up to some truly awesome twitter conspiracy theories- My favorite being that the NFL doesn’t want him on Hard Knocks and honestly that might be true