Not speaking for the other teams but Cleveland is dead middle of the pack when it comes to home runs and added Franmil Reyes and Puig. Our shortstop just reached 30 HRs for the 3rd straight year despite missing the first month. To act like they are without power is just lazy writing. 

AND THIS ONE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROOSEVELT CHURCH was quite the plot twist at the end of this glorious breakdown video

He’s annoying and his history of being annoying is why everyone is exhausted here but I think he’s right to take on the NFL about this. If his helmet is (and was) so unsafe then why did they let it be grandfathered in?

I’m best friends with someone who was in charge of Platform’s sales team since day one. He now works where I work b/c the place was a cluster. Their beers can be great but holy hell are they inconsistent. Curious to see if this affects that at all. Cleveland has a ridiculous craft brewery scene and I’m fairly…

oh cool he gets a contract but i throw a beer bottle a perfect 69 miles per hour in one of those cages and i get “banned from a ball park” 

if you stare at it long enough a schooner pops out 

i appreciate that you still got our brownies into week one. You’re a hero, drew

Indians fan here still actively hoping they move deadspin favorite Bauer for outfield help. We have newly minted demi-god Shane Bieber to lead us tot he promise land

Cleveland fan here- watched him throw last night and it was genuinely terrifying on all accounts. I’ve never felt nervous for the players while watching them hit until that inning. The announcers were talking about how, if nothing else, it’s a very uncomfortable at-bat for the hitters but all I could think is he’s…

you’re aware dame instantly dispelled this right?

Did anyone tell jason mantzoukas?

So...

what the fuck

fun fact! this is the 2nd time he’s done a 3 dong game against our very dumb team in a year!

Simone Biles is the actual great history is all of human history. I hope people understand this

Damn. and here I thought Dany was the one going scorched earth. 

In a league full of unhappy grouches wanting to leave their teams and constantly pouting we need more Jokic content. Long Live the Soft God 

No one on this tap dancing blue marble of a planet texts like that

i just love that it’s already 6th all time in total gross. after one week. that is hilarious and insane

Every shot he makes looks like an accident. I love him so much.