“He’s also a false god, which makes him kind of like a cult leader.”

i want the indians to trade everything in the world for fernandez solely so he and lindor can be on the same team

“Wasn’t fault my Twitter been hack” -best sentence ever or worst?

God dammit kevin. Us cleveland fans were just over here minding our own business pretending to not notice that things are breaking our way for once when it comes to health and such and you just put it out there for the damn world to talk about. To make ammends please write several articles about how the browns effed…

you omitted the best chant- we’re coming for you, we’re coming for you, we’re coming for you...barcelona.

dios mio indeed.

cavs fan here- completely agree. it’s making the series fun. The cavs are going to win the series, maybe in 4 games, so why not make it chippy.

Cavs fan here- YES PLEASE. Until the middle of this year I would’ve given you the classic cleveland fan overvaluing of our own players and said kyrie is a future mvp guy and don’t trade him! (makes stereotypical cleveland face). But he dribbles too much and wants his own shots far too often to be a point guard on a…

He does- the indians use it all the time on social media and ive seen him say it a few times there. Plus we need more Frankie’s in the world either way.

I love Frankie Lindor so much. So much talent and he has so much fun playing. I bet there’s an old timey sports writer just waiting to angrily shake his head at this “disrespect for the game.”

This is a great read and I love the screamer write ups on the young talent but man am I tired of the classic “this guys great BUT DON’T GET EXCITED but man this guys great BUT...”

Arya learning from Stick I assume.

“That’s what I do. I drink and I know Things. Oh and I win Emmy’s.”

every team in the league would give him that so he has roughly 30 options where he doesn’t need to shave...but the contract will be closer to $500 million.

even more impressive seeing as they’re playing on shag carpet from my grandmother’s house.

i like this post. this is a good post.

Never got to say this before this year: God I love being a west ham fan.

or fat andruw jones :(

thank you for mentioning the pass to moz. best pass i think i’ve ever seen.

“a few pithy tweets don’t do much to fix that. It’s better than nothing, but most commuters would probably rather see some actual improvements instead.”