Wonderful article. As a distance runner though I have one edit- running hungover usually ends up being some of my best runs...probably b/c of the carbo loading...

Wait this is a measured, calm headline from deadspin. I think you meant BRYCE HARPER MURDERS BASEBALL’S UNWRITTEN RULES INTO THE ETHER OF THE NETHERREGIONSS OF THE UNDERWORLD.

and thus “Ready Player One” became a reality.

yep. it was ReadAcrossAmerica. always celebrated on march 2nd (seuss’ bday) it’s when libraries/schools do read alouds of dr. seuss books and throw cat in the hat parties. also... sexy seuss cosplay....i guess?

I read this as if he was a vegetable type “plant” b/c I’m dumb but then I laughed pretty hard picturing him as a head of lettuce.

i’ll be over here waiting for your NYT best selling YA novel... since anyone can do it.

Oh they’re getting squeeze bottles of sanitizer? Then what the fuck are we so concerned about?

And not coming to his site: the writers people actually enjoyed and were thus given larger opportunities. See: Rem, Barnwell, jonah keri, greenwald, etc.

so... you didnt see it then.

Clevelander here- I’d say Kevin Kiley is the worst but I’d be lying b/c his previous co-host Chuck “Booms” is actually the worst.

well now he’ll NEVER get into the hall of fame.

you seem like you live a very happy life...

What are you gonna do? hit me with that ffffish?

wait this doesn’t fit the narrative that all cops are terrible though?

Even more impressive considering its....

Honestly, I think this is the perfect way to market this movie. It’s a team of insane people that are part witch, crocodile, magic, etc... maybe we don’t need the grittiest thing in the world to have fun for 2 hours during a movie...

Fellow hammers fan here. Thanks for the great write up on Payet since he’s been genuinely one of the best players in the league. Without him they are a boring, defensive squad holding on for nil-nil draws. With him they might crack the top 4...

Oh my god, what’s going to happen next? Are they gonna live? Are they gonna die?’

swing and a miss....

was this post written by a 6th grader? #typoz