THE HOUND NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST... 3 TIMES THIS BIG

Hey Kennedy- enjoy the 5 minutes every 4 years you're on tv.

so basically...the end of Role Models + hot demon

So... why not just use flying J for the browns? throw in a Monopoly guy with empty pockets. real life does the job for you...

Nothing is wrong with Al Franken's eye.... jerks

It's not the hipster olympics...

I fall from stars. Into nothing.

There's never enough words to suffice.

Why does every car commercial act like they're changing the world? Calm down, it's just a truck.

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That Gravity sequel came quick

TWO DOGMA/ RICKMAN REFERENCES IN ONE COMMENTS SECTION! dos tequillas por favors

Just gonna leave this here

Right in the GD feels.

I agree it's a fair narrative. Also let it be known that i completely agree this whole thing was shortsighted but the story today is "Browns basically have their guy". Pettite is in town right now negotiated. That's the story today. a week ago? Yeah... its a fucktown circus here.

That argument is irrelevant to the point. I completely agree w/ you but Deadspin would rather play the "Ha, Cleveland, you're sad and terrible" card instead just reporting "The Browns took a long time but it was them being thorough and now they have a coach" instead "Clusterfuck"

I love how you drop a "not to pile on" before using rumors that aren't true to write your story b/c cleveland is an easy punchline & using the 2nd to last paragraph to tell the actual story: Pettine will be the coach and he's a smart choice. He's not here for a 3rd interview. he's here for contract talks and will be…

*Penises

DAMNIT! BEAT ME TO IT. +1

If you're in your 20s-30s this should make you pee a little...