We would need to interview Joe Haden too... Rooney Rule and all

It's hard to have a successful franchise when Hoggle-er-Banner is running the show...

Excuse me... We're currently paying for 3 coaches thank you very much. Chud, Shurmur and crennel. Get the facts right

I wonder how in-depth Deadspin's breakdown of this story would be if it were written on Yahoo Sports, Bleacher Report or any other site that isn't a product of Simmons & the Worldwide leader. It raises great points but I wonder if they'd be as interested going after someone they don't feel the need to have constant…

Just finished this:

Is this like the world's most terrifying game of battleship?

Uh oh...Deadspin and Bill Simmons totally agree on something. Shut Down the Internet

The only person on a Greg Oden poster is Greg Oden

Magenta is so in this year

No Nala or Simba... racists.

Stay Cool

Messi wins the "Can I help you find your seat for tonight's prodcution of Wicked?" Award tho

This kick looks worse than it really is b/c the ball travels further in that thin denver air

+1

As someone who had their info stolen and then had their checking account cleaned out on christmas day let me just say...fuck. these. guys.

pew pew!

pew pew!

The best part of this story was discovering Nick Collison's perfect twitter avitar. It's like Bob Ross nailed Councilman Jam

A Bud Bundy nut kick? I'd actually let him do it.

Falkor?