I understand there’s only so much you can cover in a busy NFL week, but I’m really disappointed not to see a shout out to K Harlan’s “I’m calling BOTH games!”  It was everything good about the NFL.  

The only way I’d see Doolittle in the theater is if I were forcibly subjected to it, Clockwork Orange style. Thank god my kids are older.  

I was laughing so hard, I must have missed it.  

Dr Who

I said the almost exact same line about 3 seconds before it happened, but the 3 finger thing left me dead.

This show is really entertaining, but such a strange mix of contradictions. It’s unabashedly exploitative and yet the script is obviously meant to engender sympathy for the exploited. It’s also virulently anti-socialist. I need to know more of the history of Calanthe/Ciri’s family and the breakdown of the…

Thing 1&2 and I all yelled when he went Mr Salt-style into the forge.

Am I on candid camera?

The fun of Buckwheat is trying to figure out the song before he gets to the chorus. Kind of like ‘Name that tune” but with Eddie Murphy being funny. Try it that way and see if it helps. The capping gag originally is that the makers of the album can’t figure out “Betty Davis Eyes’ even when he gets to the chorus.  I…

He’s great in RoS.  He almost saves it.  Almost.  

SPOILERS don’t read if you haven’t seen the movie.

I think it’s actually either John Corbett or Brecken Meyer circa Clueless.

That’s because the actors had no chemistry together. The bickering that was supposed to read like Han/Leia’s sexual tension fell flat. And Finn getting “jealous” and getting in Poe’s face about it was incredibly stupid.

How mad were you at the forced love triangle between Poe/Rey/Finn?  That was so uncomfortable.  

I think it was mostly satisfying, depending on how you feel about Leia. This was obviously supposed to have more of her in it, and because they couldn’t there was some filler at the beginning that seemed tacked on. Once the focus shifted to Rey/Ben, it was much better.

The Sith are the xenomorphs. The first order/storm troopers are just the face huggers.

Well, yeah, that shit’s expensive! We’re lucky we get as much of it as we do. Once again, space wizards, magic light swords, exploding space ships, cool aliens, relax and enjoy it. This is a Fantasy movie set in space, not a war documentary.

Rey isn’t supposed to be Luke, Finn isn’t supposed to be Han, and Kylo’s perceived inability to “be Vader” is kind of the point and drives a lot of his bad decision making.  Just got back from seeing it and Adam and Daisy make it worth seeing.  There’s a lot of extra noise that annoying but anytime those two are the…

That’s... that’s not at all how the dreadnaught is destroyed. Did you even watch the movie?

Ain’t no shade like OG Sith Master shade.