Cheryl to Polly: "Hands Off, Golem!"

Not really what you're talking about, but I also thought she was breathtaking in the dress.

He's so devoted to her, I can totally see him performing various framing-related (or outright murder-related) wetworks on Hermione's behalf while she is seemingly busy being an upstanding citizen.

I'm not sure if you're suggesting that Smithers is involved (I'm tired, so reading is hard), but that would be great. Perhaps the butler doorman did it.

The murder of Hot Dog, apparently.

How great is that Jughead promo still up there? That's some boss level teen angst, and tells you everything you need to know about this show.

I sort of saw it as something she might not be mad about in other circumstances, like if all was otherwise well. But like lafergs mentions below, I think she sort of figured out the dating thing at the same time, and since already mad it was easy to add on a "Is that flirting I see too? THOSE FUCKERS!"

I loved the split-second shot of Jughead grooving on the proto-Archies performance while Betty was seething and fuming right beside him.

I enjoyed how she had zero fucks to give about the town gossip and couldn't be bothered to get lathered up by Alice's needling.

This quality programming thing is too hard. I QUIT!

We can't promise art and we can't promise entertainment but we can promise we'll produce some shows and air them on the TV.

I would think most of their reality fare skews older too, but admittedly have never bothered to check.

Ohh that's another good one.

It's got me thinking about making a Bingo card for this show, although I bet somebody's already done that

It makes me wonder if it's an on-purpose wink/tie in to The Leftovers. Probably not, but it's fun to think so.

Yeah. When she says she's never killed anyone else? Well, I've got a hunch that's not exactly true.

I know, right? I kind of love them already.

Fargo Checklist:

For sure, it was a great ending and they stuck the landing better than many shows do, so while I have some criticisms, they are both minor and academic.

Your comment inspired me to dig up the first couple of AV Club articles on this show. They are dripping with disdain. Back in the day, I was similarly skeptical that this show would be any good,so can't really throw too much shade at anyone else. But it turned out to be appointment TV for me for five years. Sometimes…