While I'd love this show to become that, I don't think my heart could take watching Vegas sacrificing himself for Archie again. Stupid zombie comic, breaking my heart.

For sure, they are all amazing crazies. Highly entertaining.

I'm hoping she is a sister of either Mr or Mrs Blossom

That explains missing brother Chic Cooper - he's being held prisoner in the walls.

If they do a flashback episode I would like all the parents to dress like the classic 1950's Riverdale characters: Fred in a sweater vest and plaid pants, Alice in a poodle skirt, Thughead in a weird felt crown, etc.

It's the future site of McGuffin Industries.

Even Marvel's Runaways didn't have parents this evil!

I think there's still a ton of camp to enjoy and silliness to embrace. That is mostly why I'm here. It's like a good all-ages movie like Lego Batman, different age groups getting different things out of it.

That was one of my favourite moments tonight.

Who is Bob Dylan and what is an electric guitar?

Also what was with that hallucination with all the football players in shitty wolf masks. TWICE. WTF?

I don't watch many teen shows anymore, but I can't think of any other show that has gone so firmly all-in on most of the parents being straight-up monsters

Or finding out where Kevin's mom is and why she isn't around.

THEN dropping Veronica to let Val back in. THEN deciding for Val who she should sing with. Yes Archie, it's all about you.

I didn't, but will look for it on the rewatch now. Thanks!

It came across as a very Jughead thing to do. You know he's all about meta-commentary and self-referential observation.

This show needs to publish a parenting book that documents all this terrible behaviour.

When Fred Andrews is the best parent in town, it's the end times.

I think I might have fallen in love with this show tonight, for reals. SO much happened in this episode!

I was thinking that the Shadow King (or whatever/whoever is going on in there) has taken Lenny's form in his mind post-death to influence David with feelings of guilt/friendship/etc. I wasn't thinking Mind!Lenny is a manifestation of the real Lenny. I'm not sure what is up the Memory!Lenny overwriting Benny, but I…