set in the glory days of Amsterdam

I want the video of the owners watching Goodell prance around where they’re all like “smile big...” “throw your hand out like a ‘what? me?’ when they boo you...” “now try one with a silent laugh...” like they’re prepping him for a beauty pageant. I hate him I hate him I hate him and hate his stupid walk and his stupid…

Yep and he’s made a fortune off of being a shitty QB. He even got a second holy-shit contract after his rookie one and most first round busts can’t say that. Just be quiet Sam, the NFL owes you nothing at this point.

Get Chip Kelly’s name up there! Some 49ers beat writers are already spreading rumors about tension between Baalke and Kelly (about Kap’s future?). Who woulda thought two assholes who alienate everyone they’ve worked with wouldn’t be a dynamic duo?

This is just the ol’ “Black people are the real racists” argument that shitty aunts and uncles post on facebook all the time via viral images. Conservative Facebook memes run Schilling’s life lol.

“Your fish smells delicious, is that salmon?”

“We don’t serve fish.”

I’d be cool with it if I could get blackout drunk first so I’m wouldn’t be so self conscious about the pasty bod lol. And then I’d still wanna sit with my back against the wall cause I’d rather have my dick n balls in view instead of my ass

Tribes was soo fucking good. Lots of servers running different mods too so you could always change it up. Tribes and Quake 2 were the height of PC gaming for me lol. Played a lot of Quake 2 on a 28.8k modem back in the day and my clans in Tribes and Q2 were like my babies!

I agree with the sentiment....but they have the second best run differential in baseball. The articles would be funnier if they were actually bad.

I like how Upton just gave up. Like “Welp, giving up an inside-the-parker I guess.”

At least you’re not a 49er fan. Now watch Chip Kelly do something insane and trade for Bradford (again).

Plus if you can remember to do all this crap you probably didn’t drink enough to have a hangover anyway. This isn’t like blacking out and sleeping on the bathroom floor lol. (this guy last night).

I’m 5 hours (probably an hour of idle time in firelink shrine while i have to get up or something though) in and just killed Vordt....So I only watched it until that point and he was done in about 5 minutes haha.

“Throwing all my firebombs at this guy doesn’t seem like a waste, he’s not going to respawn, right?........oh.....”

It’s more boring than broken. Just nothing to do once you’re level 30 unless grinding in the DZ is your thing. The incursion isn’t worth having to gear up for so there’s nothing really to play for.

Wow, so surprised it’s the hockey fan. Whoa.

It’s fun to imagine everyone is Charlie Kelly in his green man suit though.

It just doesn’t come naturally to some guys. I think even with pro-coaching I never would have been a good dribbler or ball handler, lol. I spent a lot of time on a basketball court and could only hit elbow jumpers. I may as well been a blind dude if I had to dribble the ball and I don’t think that kind of…

And in UFC the guy would have jumped on him and landed 4 shots into his already-unconscious head before the ref could pull him off.

Too bad all the players now went dirty and low and ruined that play.