A full blown MENSA member, huh? Well color me increasingly impressed :) I've always considered myself fairy intelligent, but haven't been the most motivated person in the world when it comes to proving it. I'm the youngest kid, soooo I guess I've had it pretty easy. Covert competition is more my thing...I won't…

It's really admirable that Bolotov is living his dream, but it all looks so, so painful.

That's it! I almost said that she's a B-grade Julia Stiles, but I'd rather have a Swimfan 2 than another one of those dance movies.

I realized upon a reread that this comment might come off as sarcasm. But really, I love Swimfan! My dad used to work in a theater, and after I saw the movie twice the got me one of the nice 7-foot vinyl adverts they had. Still my favorite.

I'm just waiting for the week here in the south that I get to work from home because it might snow 1/4 of an inch and then melt when the sun comes out.

If you can wear the shorts in that picture, you can put your goddamn legs together like a decent human being.

Oh come now, it's not even that great of an ass to get all sorts of worked up about. I think the problem here is your kids' low standards..

I was hoping it was something more profound, but that sounds like a swell enough answer for me. Case closed!

+1 for the last-minute Swimfan reference! Truly a gem of an underrated American cinematic masterpiece.

All other salient arguments of the article aside, I'd really like a breakdown of what's going on all up inside of the following sentence:

As far as politics has come since that thunderstorm of an idea, I fully expect our laws and bills to get boiled down to a clever retort or witicism written down on an index card as opposed to any actual binding language.

There's nothing I like more than being around on Christmas.

AAAAAAHHH! I tried to be funny before watching the video or reading the article! Now I just feel terrible...

Aaaaaaand bookmarks updated.

Oh give me that olive oil and cracked black pepper mayo all day long. Straight outta the bottle, I say!

I always thought that trickle-down economics was a myth!

I resurrected my dead twitter account with zero tweets! I'm xsociopathogenx, because I'm unique! *haha*

I agree! Talking music is a big ol' deal for me.

Thanks for killing the thing that I was killing for other people by saying it often and at inopportune times. Ya thunder-stealing bastards...

Yeeeeah! From the elbow down I've got the Ugly Organ keys and a Neco Case piece I had drawn up for This Tornado Loves You. I can't decide on the rest, though...