Yeah, the thing about free speech is that you don't get to decide what people do with it. You're not that special. People don't have to bend to your sensitivities.

Hi!

Uh, no.

So, basically, it's fine to make fun of Islam, but if someone doesn't make fun of you in the way you want, they should be shot? I grew up as a practicing Catholic for quite some time - does that mean any time someone made a joke about a priest molesting a boy I had the right to inflict harm upon them?

These cartoons are racist.

To: all of those saying we should not be praising Hebdo and his organization because they ridiculed already marginalized groups. NO, THEY DID NOT. Their targets were the same as any satirist; tyrants, blowhards, and hypocrites who preach hate instead of following the tenets of their own religion. No peace loving…

What these terrorists didn't have a right to do is kill innocent people over a cartoon. I don't think you're arguing that they did, so please don't misunderstand me.

Does "hot dog style" mean between the labia? Because I thought that for a long time.

Just have her watch SuperTroopers

When I went home for Christmas my hometown had just gotten Lyft (the rideshare app known for putting giant pink mustaches on its cars) and I had to explain to my mom why it was a bad idea to call them "mustache rides." I died a little.

Next tell her about getting a "Blumpkin"

#notallbabies

Ohhhhh. Haha. That makes way more sense. I was thinking that the dad sucked for not remembering he had a son named Nick!

I'm picturing a 10 year old who's like "Babies come out of hoo-haas, DOOOOOIII"

I love all the parents dissolving into giggles at their kids interpretations of sex. I would be the SAME way. Super cute. Also:

Yes - Nick is TOTALLY in trouble. Dad was so shocked that the kid knew that stuff.

Anyone else wonder how old Nick might be?

So don't frame it that way. "When a man and woman want to have a baby, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina, etc."

OMG THAT LITTLE KID WITH THE GREEN JACKET IS EVERYTHING!!! Also, Nick, I suspect you're in trouble.

Hey, I'll be honest, when I was a little kid, I thought having sex meant that you got naked and you hugged someone, and somehow a baby started growing in the stomach, and you pull it out of the belly button.

I always want to say this to men who spout lines like "North American women have nothing to complain about... we're equal now!".