Patrick is the worst kind of hipster, new-age douche. He annoyed every second on screen this season.

Yep, you sure KNOW white people. We just go around all day thinking, “Black people, black people, black people-how can I screw thee?”

I just found out Black people hate this, so i’m rushing to support it! I’m genetically predisposed to loving shit that black people hate. I didn’t know that before just now!

That is a hell of a reply to a seemingly innocuous question about shoes.

Wait, are you IN the wedding? Why is she asking about your shoes? I’ve been a bridesmaid a bunch of times and the brides told us what color shoes to wear (nothing dyed to match, thank GOD), but I’ll be damned if I let the couple have any say over the shoes I wear as a guest. I’m an adult who knows how to dress…

I’m guessing they considered it theft. Still not a 911 situation.

Some of them cost as much as a car. On Say Yes to the Dress $3000 is considered a little budget. I made my older sister’s dress off several designs she liked but couldn’t afford.

They start at a grand, not to mention they are pre-ordered and not usually picked up until a monthish from the wedding, leaving no opportunity to order another one.

Fuck this company. My friend went through them for bridesmaids dresses and both stores were a fucking nightmare of unorganization. Plus they somehow entered me as a bride so I got TONS of emails for over a year. Because it says in their fine print (as I later learned) they reserve the right to “rent” your email. Like…

Uhh thousands? Plus it takes up to months to get a wedding dress in. These brides are likely now going to have to buy off the rack which depending on their size, could be near impossible. They may not have much of a choice.

Then you can wake up to Pence’s America, aka Gilead, the sequel. Fun! Unless he goes down too, and we get Ryan.

do you have enough for the rest of the class...

Me, I am anxious as fuck and about to take some ativan.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

I’ve always wondered how much energy would be conserved if offices didn’t have to air condition themselves into refrigerator territory because men are forced to wear suits and ties to work. I say this while sitting in my office, in Florida, in July, wearing a sweater because it’s freezing. Let men and women wear…

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

Fuck no. We already nuked them once. If the #MAGA crowd thought the Japanese had taken an American Heeero, shit...Trump would be calling for more cruise missles and chocolate cake.

Japan’s never apologized for their role in WWII, where they killed 10 million civilians, so don’t hold your breath for the big Amelia Earhart reveal.

don’t you think that Japan would have told us this by now, if it were true?