And thus concludes too much explanation for an issue that will never affect us.

Well, Edy's makes girl scout cookie flavors ice cream.

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Check yourself! Mint chocolate chip ice cream is my Orgasmatron.

I mean, it's only the best cookie in the history of cookies ever. Past, present and future. The Thin Mint is Divine. The Thin Mint is Sacred. ALL HAIL THIN MINT!!

Here is my Official Phyllis Nefler Girl Scout Cookie Preference list.

I would never injure another human being over their taste in cookies. What you put in your body is a solemn right.

No - I'm right there with you. I thought: Thank the deity of your choice that she knocked on a nice grandpa's door who was a good guy and not some sicko that locked her the basement never to be heard from again or tried to sell her to some foreign human trafficking ring.

THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS.

I freeze mine. My mom got me started doing it years ago and I can't stop.

NOT TODAY, SATAN!!!

Look who has the self control to stop at one sleeve. Show off.

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

Yah, cuz yogurt flavored like a Greek just isn't right.

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

and the "Honey what can I do for you"? which is such a grandpa thing to say. *hugs*

That line was particularly crushing. Poor kid.

"She believed that her family was deceased but she hoped they were just sleeping," said White.

Cabaret called- they want their wardrobe back.

I guess all the jokes and jabs directed at her about when she was "fat Monica." (Seriously, that ghastly Professor Klump fat suit, tho. Ugh) And that resigned face she would make in return, like she deserved to be ridiculed. Like, it sure was lucky for her that she lost weight so she could fit in with the beautiful…