Online dating is just creepy in general. Why can't people meet face to face like they used to before the internet existed?

Ladies. Lllllllladies. I know this is gonna sound creepy at first, but you'll change your mind once you've seen my very special dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. I'm gonna beat that pussy up.

You should have a reasonable expectation of not getting unsolicited dick pics, at least.

Only then would I understand why people love that movie. Careful though, don't point out the obvious here on Jezebel, it makes them ornery.

Because all blonde white women look the same, amirite?!

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

The aunt was not a victim.

You must be right. The aunt had it coming, and her little dog too.

Williams allegedly planned to pack her things in his car while 'Tre' murdered her family.

I can't figure out why, if she's 19, she feels the need to be kidnapped when she is legally allowed to walk out of the house at any time. Of course, I've never wanted to plot a murder either, so maybe I'm just not getting it on a lot of levels.

We're not money but we get commodified. Sex is a commodity for a lot of men.

Cue the Jason Biggs-like fumbling and awkward ping pong questions.

Hahaha, I like to go with "tell me what you want," but a lot of dudes are like "huh?"

Reminds me of The Handmaid's Tale and how the color of your clothing designated you as a woman for cleaning, cooking, breeding, or wifing.

I didn't mind because teenagers are in fact self-conscious and the smart ones tend to be very pretentious. But that doesn't mean they can't be sweet, fun and caring as well. And I thought he was. I didn't think he was too persistent with her because he didn't whine or manipulate her. It was sort of "I love you, and…

I kinda liked that I didn't adore him. He had flaws and wasn't perfect and I think that's what made the book so good.

I'm a 43 year old single dad. My 11 year old daughter and a friend begged me to take them. I agreed after checking with the parents of the other girl. I am a big movie buff and before walking in, only knowing this was the "YA cancer movie", I told my daughter that I apologize if I start to snore and just wake me up.…

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