Right! That's the part that always gets me…. All these so-called self-styled "superstraight manly men" who don't like the smell of pussy. >_>

Ariana Grande looks like she got lost on her way to her high school awards banquet.

T.Swift was, hands-down, the best-dressed person of the night. That dress was perfection, and I loved seeing her in non-red lipstick. Plus, those earrings are to die for. A+ work, Taylor!

To be honest, my decision making didn't really solidify until my mid-20s at the very least.

From the article:

....and if she'd been a teenaged boy who murdered an adult woman, guess who'd be the bad guy? Guess whose sexualty would be breathlessly deconstructed for every salacious detail?

Guys, when you said Jennifer Lawrence is engaged to Nicholas Hoult in one section, and another said she's engaged to "Tony from Skins," I totally thought those were two different people. I was REALLY hoping the gossip mags were saying she was engaged to two different people, because man, THAT would be good gossip.

oh, so they're just the fox news of reality tv, pandering to the public.

I consider every dress in this spread a contender for my (hypothetical) wedding dress. This is the current top contender.*

I have had multiple arguments with my husband about what a "date" is. My argument: A date requires some degree of planning. Does not have to be expensive or fancy, but "I want to take you out for xyz" or "I planned a night for us at home, can you be home by 6?" It can be pizza, wine, and a movie, it can be a 5-star…

Because 50 is the new 30, 30 is the new 17, and 25 is the new 10. Because immature people cannot commit, know what they want, have regard for others, nor listened to anything their grandparents might have told them.

Pfft men need to be warmed up first too. The penis touching is only moves 2-52.

More like:

They must have the 90s Delia*s catalogue people working for them.

In my personal beer snob experience, men tend to like hops and women tend to like malts. So, men can have their nasty mouth raper IPA but all the stouts should henceforth be named after feminist icons.

Okay, I understand why everyone is busy with the Brandi Glanville thing. but when you are done, I need a new person to help with my coconut radio.

Why is it always OK to trash books/movies/music that are marketed to teen girls?

You know, I'm not into One Direction because I'm not their target demographic, but I really don't get it when adults feel the need to shred teen acts. Oh surprise, a group of 20-year-old guys marketed to tweens aren't masterful entertainers making music for the ages. And oh surprise, fourteen-year-olds who are just…

I find her comments incredibly sad. The way women have internalized the need to be desired by men. Any men.

There are two kinds of fourteen-year-olds in this world: One Direction fans, and William H. Macy fans. The line is clearly drawn.