You know what's retarded? Using the word retarded like that.

I don't read that to mean "in front of" like in the same room as, but rather, in the same apartment/house as your SO (or when they're aware that you're doing it). And that has to happen eventually. My fella made an announcement the first time he dropped a deuce at my place, and it went something like, "Well I've…

I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston's obit will read:

I think it's purely that people don't have $60 for a sweatshirt anymore. There is no middle class. People have $600 for Kenzo or $6 for Target. There is no middle "almost luxury" market.

Well... yeah.

Right? I have no problem with creativity and uniqueness, but as one of weirdly named, I get really tired of dealing with the issues that it brings. Nobody ever gets it right the first (through tenth) time, and I've gotten to the point where I don't even bother correcting them. It's caused any number of issues, from an…

Katy Perry looks like a 70s country music diva in that pic. And John looks like a stoner best man from the 70s. I guess at least they are chronologically in sync, stylistically.

Brides are awful but I think the bridal parties are also growing in insanity. I'm dealing with a maid of honor right now for a friend's wedding who is HELLBENT on getting the bridal party to dress in slutty Marie Antoinette costumes for the Marie Antoinette themed bridal shower.

My guess was that she was pregnant before the engagement, and that's the only reason they got married. Yours is much more juicy.

Are you comfortable calling the 14yo girl a rapist? That becomes problematic as well, intersectionally, does it not?

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

I think she means that female characters being portrayed as fully fledged human beings as opposed to tropes based on gendered stereotypes is feminist because it helps bring women out of the few moulds they occupy in cinema and into a more "human" territory. One of the problems with women on screen is that they're more…

I think it's meant to parody all that deadly serious teenage lore that confused and awkward 14 y/os resort to in lieu of actual life experience.

Who? Does she have black panties?

He's apparently had issues with Domestic Assault, via Reddit:

If I fit all of his criteria, but I have a super cavernous vag, should I still apply?

I like girls that are 130 pounds or less.As if! Is he taking a scale on the date?

This guy contacted me on okcupid last year and when I didn't respond, he emailed me again (persistent little fucker) and demanded to know why. This is his exact message -

Nice wish list.