Oh wow, I haven’t thought about The Brave Little Toaster in decades. I loved that sweet electric blanket.

YAAAAAAAAS. HE IS SUCH A DICK. But that story helped foster my affection for squirrels. Even the little asshole ones—they’re still annoyingly cute.

My edifying-story-of-choice for my youngest, on the dangers of being an incorrigible asshole. He thought it was hilarious.

Squirrel Nutkin! Love.

Jemima Puddle-Duck or GTFO

What... what is the intended audience for this

No.

Does Jesus twerk in the video?

As a stay at home mom who could really use a freaking sick day today and isn't getting one, word.

So....nerd fight?

I am now officially one of “the olds” because not one damn sentence in this article makes a damn lick of sense to me.

I don’t know what any of these words mean. So, today is starting to feel like a good day.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

I saw the previews for this this weekend. The whole theater laughed when the name of the movie was revealed. Why is this being made???????

No problem: Creed, and Straight Outta Compton *specifically* as well as Samuel L Jackson Best Actor for the Hateful 8, Mya Taylor, Best Actress Tangerine, Michael B. Jordan, Best Actor Creed, Tessa Thompson Best Supporting Actress Creed, Teyonah Parris, Best Actress Chi-Raq.

Any of them are certainly as “worthy” as The…

Ummm, did anyone else love Danny Devito’s hot take?

Sigh, Clint Eastwood. Remember when Scott Eastwood wasn’t a thing and Clint wasn’t a complete mess?

So of course I love the idea of anyone and everyone getting the access to mental health care that they need. But it’s sadly a sign of the times that the first thing I thought of when I saw this headline was - Great, I can’t wait to see ‘depression screening’ used as a tool by the anti-choice movement to say that…

I understand people are severely attached to their phones, but it seems like a horrible idea to confront a supposed phone thief face to face at their home. What do you think is going to happen? They’re going to kindly apologize and hand it back in original condition?