The print on that was done by Salvador Dali and he thought the lobster represented a vagina with teeth. I’m dead serious. Wallis Simpson wore it in Vogue and it became whatever the 1930s equivalent of a meme was. Sort of like Bjork’s swan dress or FKA Twig’s penis dress or anything Rihanna has ever worn.

They remind me somewhat of the ham-printed shirts and accessoires by Ninii (Fanny Dheygere)...

Bib: ✓

An underrepresented community protests:

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

Not... not Kristen Stewart herself! But, but this is about other people! And how much they’re boring her!

To be fair, taking care of a baby is not the equivalent of filling out forms and doing “money and time math.” We need a standard that’s a bit higher than “not struggling to take care of one’s self.” (I’m not saying this situation was handled well by the state, of course.)

Sara’s father may have sexually abused her when she was 4. Given Sara’s IQ, Dana is a product of rape/iffy consent. Yeah, let’s let another little girl live in that home.

Same

I think you’re completely right she needed, and still needs, help and support. But taking the baby away and only allowing her 1 hour twice a month is ridiculous. Ideally, she would have been referred for help by her OB before birth to gain some of the basics like diapering and CPR and then a home visit nurse would…

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental…

Right? We're all sick of white bros, but doggies?

I find it fucking hilarious that folks are sending them dildos. The bigger, the better. What people really should do, though, is send them those sugarless Haribo gummy bears. Then they should cut off the plumbing services to the building.

Okay, but what’s wrong with reading about doggies? :(

I watched this last night and totally thought it was legit. But, I’m a total sucker and I know it. Catch me off guard at the gas station with a sob story about how you just need some money to get the next bus out of town and I’ll give you whatever cash you have. Tell me Apple is cooler than Android and, well... I’m on…

Is he a wax statue come to life????

This ad is homophobic, seeing as there are no men portrayed, just women.

“Although we regret we will never be able to tell our full story in court...”